Funny Quotes On Valentine's Day

Of Valentine just around the corner here I bring you a collection of some of the best deals on Valentine's day Funny. Share 'em Your hubby in any way you want and use this opportunity to renew to the beautiful love and romance with ripples of laughter. Happy Valentine!

The body, "says, is subject to gravity. But the soul is excluded by the levity, clean.
Saul Bellow

The men have only two faults ... What they do, and what he says!
Anonymous

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and all the others.
George Bernard Shaw

There are certain parts of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars. -
John Kenneth Galbraith

It has been so long since I made love,
I cannot even that gets busy.
Joan Rivers

The four most important words in each marriage. "I do the dishes."
Anonymous

God, this request is not for me, is my mom …. Could send her son-in-law?
LANE LENHART

If someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but if they loved you back would never asks you to.
Anon

Love is very similar to backache, not seen on x-rays, but you know, there is.
Gracie Allen

Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.
William Somerset Maugham

Love is blind, but after over a long period of time should become familiar with certain specific stains.
Unknown

A quick word about oral contraception. I asked the girl go to bed with me, she said ' no '.
Albert Einstein

Reduction of the universe as one,
the expansion will be a single even from God, is love.
Victor Hugo

Super Bowl bid

Pump in there, baby. Just keep matriculating the ball down the field boys.
Hank Tight, Super Bowl IV

2004 was a big year for Boston! The Patriots won the Super Bowl! Boston hosts its first national political Convention! And the Red Sox won the World Series!
Thomas Menino

I want to run over Russ Grimm's mother won the Super Bowl, also.
Matt Millen, Super Bowl XVIII after hearing Grimm says he would run over his mother to win another Super Bowl.

As a player says it all about you, if you have made in the Hall of Fame. But then again boy ... There is something about winning a Super Bowl.
Terry Bradshaw

If it is the ultimate game, how to get the play it again next year?
Duane Thomas, Super Bowl VI

But I have not met a player or coach whose goal is not to win the Super Bowl.
Pete Rozelle

What do you want to wear in the game on Sunday?
Julie Brown, asked to Emmitt Smith prior to the 1993 Super Bowl against bills

But when you get into a situation in which you can acquire a proven leader, documented quality player, a selfless player, a guy who has taken a team to the Super Bowl, I think, makes you.
RON Jaworski

I will be glad to leave here. I feel like eating Palm trees. I am not in this place. It is for people with arthritis. They come here to play golf and die.
Ernie Holmes, Super Bowl X on Miami

How ironic that be my last game I ever played, that would be against Dan in a Super Bowl. Things I always was afraid of playing in a Super Bowl, when it rains. I can't throw a wet ball.
John Elway

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Thoughts of encouragement

All need encouragement no matter who it is from. Below is a list of 10 ideas encouragement from famous people throughout history.

The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.
Ivy Baker Priest

What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is not the mountain we conquer but us.
Edmund Hillary

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
M. Kathleen Casey

We must include pain and burn it as fuel for our trip.
Kenji Miyazawa

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Adversity is the first path to truth.
Lord Byron

We draw up from the heart of suffering even funds for inspiration and survival.
Winston Churchill

God brings men in deep waters, not to drown them, but to clean them.
John Aughey

Confidence in yourself. You know more than you think you are doing.
Benjamin Spock

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Funny Life Quotes

Life begets life. Energy creates energy. Is it that one becomes rich.
Sarah Bernhardt

I don't want to get to the end of my life and found that I was only the length of it. I lived it well wide.
Diane Ackerman

All the art of living lies in a fine mix of letting go and holding.
Henry Ellis

Let yourself open and life will be easier. Spoon of salt in a glass of water makes the water undrinkable. Spoon of salt in the Lake is the lecture.
Unknown

Life is a gift, and gives us the privilege, opportunity and responsibility to give something back by more and more.
Anthony Robbins

I look at life as a gift of God. Now, that you want to it again and have no right to complain.
Joyce Cary

The most important thing in life is not the triumph but the struggle. The essential thing is not to have conquered, but also fought.
Pierre de Courbertin

Maxim for life: you can get treated in the way I teach people can be treated.
Wayne Dyer

Life beats and imprisons the soul and art reminds you that you have one.
Stella Adler

A man's life is interesting, especially when it has failed – and well know. It is a sign that he tried to cross the same.
Georges Clemenceau

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then figure how its sales to $ 5.00 in the glass.
John Woodman

The most important battles life's is we fight daily in the caves of the silent partnership of the soul.
David O. McKay

It is to your life, one of the user and shall take only such living excellence very personally.
Scott Johnson

Life is a novel by God. Let it save them.
Isaac Bashevis Singer

Life will not be lost by dead; life is a lost minute by minute, day by day, dragging all of the thousands of small uncaring methods.
Stephen Vincent Benét

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