Of Valentine just around the corner here I bring you a collection of some of the best deals on Valentine's day Funny. Share 'em Your hubby in any way you want and use this opportunity to renew to the beautiful love and romance with ripples of laughter. Happy Valentine!
The body, "says, is subject to gravity. But the soul is excluded by the levity, clean.
Saul Bellow
The men have only two faults ... What they do, and what he says!
Anonymous
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and all the others.
George Bernard Shaw
There are certain parts of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars. -
John Kenneth Galbraith
It has been so long since I made love,
I cannot even that gets busy.
Joan Rivers
The four most important words in each marriage. "I do the dishes."
Anonymous
God, this request is not for me, is my mom …. Could send her son-in-law?
LANE LENHART
If someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but if they loved you back would never asks you to.
Anon
Love is very similar to backache, not seen on x-rays, but you know, there is.
Gracie Allen
Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.
William Somerset Maugham
Love is blind, but after over a long period of time should become familiar with certain specific stains.
Unknown
A quick word about oral contraception. I asked the girl go to bed with me, she said ' no '.
Albert Einstein
Reduction of the universe as one,
the expansion will be a single even from God, is love.
Victor Hugo
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